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Fish, Please |
15/Jan/2000 |
'Fish, please' is the runt of the Secret Pastry litter. It was only a week after we had penned this
song, when we realised that there weren't two humorous lines to rub together. We even considered
removing all trace of this song: making it an unsong, if you will. However, we thought that we should
show that even we are fallible, and that we should leave it up as a monument to our humanity. In Jamie's
words: 'We turned left, when we should have turned right.'
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Fish, please.
I'll have the cod with garlic,
Tartar,
And parcels of foie gras.
Ding, ding.
Ding - the microwave.
It cooks the food,
And doesn't make a mess,
Oh-oh.
Fish, please,
Glazed with a coat of marmite.
Green peas,
And scallops from the shore.
Plaice done medium rare.
Call up garçon,
To make some French fries.
France - my what nice potatoes!
Some fish, please.
Fish, please,
Out of the seafood market.
Salmon,
Hake, skate and rainbow trout.
Bring me,
Fish for tea tonight.
We'll have some whale meat,
Cooked until it's black.
Oh-oh.
Fish, please,
Glazed with a coat of marmite.
Green peas,
And scallops from the shore.
Plaice done medium rare.
Call up garçon,
To make some French fries.
France - my what nice potatoes!
Some fish, please.
Fish, please,
Glazed with a coat of marmite.
Green peas,
And scallops from the shore.
Plaice done medium rare.
Call up garçon,
To make some French fries.
France - my what nice potatoes!
Some fish, please.
Some fish, please.
Some fish, please.
Some fish, please. |
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