This is to the tune of A-ha's Take on me. The Reel Big Fish cover is far better, and we wrote this with it, so it may work better. O, and the song is about how much we hate neds. Neds from Edinburgh are the bottomfeeders of this world.

1, 2, 1, 3, 4, 2.

Look at the state
Of me,
Wearing Kappa.
Socks round ma neck,
Baseball cap keeps you reminded,
That I'm a ned.
I've got ma Buckfast and a shaven head.

Take on me.
Take me on.
I'll break yer neck,
And torch yer hoo-oo-oo-oose.

So, needless to say,
My hat's bent up to
Forty degrees.
It's stolen anyway.
I'm slow at learning: I'm no Kenneth Hay.
Say after me,
"Haw you, you wanna square-G?"

Take on me.
Take me on.
I'll break yer neck,
And torch yer hoo-oo-oo-oose.

Those things that you say,
Ah don't get them, 'cause I'm stupid.
It is a pain:
Ma mobil number's hard to remember.
You'er pewre gay: D'you wanna nip ma pal, anyway?

Take on me.
Take me on.
I'll break yer neck,
And torch yer hoo-oo-oo-oose.

Take on me.
Take me on.
I'll break yer neck,
And torch yer hoo-oo-oo-oose.

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