I am intrepid sports reporter Chick Young, and my father is Rob McLean. Together, we seek to uncover the truth behind a grizzly death on the Renfrew ferry. It turns out that the victim was carrying too many cakes, and fell into the river. Rob and I go to the Kingston Bridge, and sit.
One day, John Travolta, the mafioso boss of a construction firm, gives me a job. The job is fine, and one day, I notice my co-worker, Mark Radcliffe, go down the corridor to perform in Stars in Your Eyes. I walk down to have a look, and he is performing to a crowd of about sixty pensioners, who don't appreciate his act.