I'm looking over the skyline of Santa Monica, California. I can see a tall, box-shaped building with the Golden Arches on the side. At once, I realise that this is the largest McDonalds in the world.
And then I'm in the Lake District, fully aware that there's a free Hear'say concert on in that McDonalds. I'm in a small, archetypal village, and the restaurant is on the horizon. I start walking towards it, but I can only move very slowly. I run, but it is as if I am running in water.
Eventually, I make it to a closed, 24-hour supermarket (ASDA), around whivh I go to reach my destination.
A friend instructs the door staff to let me in, and I enter just as the support act, Terrorvision, are coming off. A roadie hands out some of their stuff, drum sticks, etc. I get their (full) bottle of Irn-Bru, which is blue.
Hear'say come on, and I indulge in some barn-dancing, with other people that I know, and who wouldn't be their in real life.
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