I am in an airport, (which, given I just flew back from Stansted yesterday, probably is Stansted) and I pass the toilets. Next to the door, there is a framed newspaper article. I look closer at it, and see that it tells the (true) story of how The Proclaimers have got one of their songs in a Canadian beer advert.
I turn around and The Proclaimers themselves walk out of the toilet. Another man walks out with an autographed packet of condoms.