I am strolling down Main Street, Uddingston, when I come to the train station. Completely inadvertantly, I board a train, and find myself zooming away from Uddingston, which was where I was going in the first place. Eventually, the train comes to a station and I jump off.
I jump off, however, into a living room where a family reunion is going on. Almost my entire extended family is sitting side-by-side on a long settee. I find this odd, and resign myself to my fate.