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Blog 4/Feb/2001

...Lucifer himself. Firstly, he forced everyone in the room to carry lead weights as he delivered his venomous sermon. Then he gave the impression that the assembly was just about to end, before going on for three hours, in which he spouted the most ridiculous things about a new uniform that involved lederhosen and braces for boys, and hairnets for girls. "So the rumours are true," thought Chuck, who immediately jested that the next dictat would probably involve enforced praying at an alter of Mr. Cheese for five minutes every period. Peculiarly enough, the next day, Chuck heard raving-mad crowds of philosophical Standard Graders, talking about the deification of the evil emperor...

 
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