Camp! You've guessed it: I'm in San Francisco. It's very nice. You'd like it.
Store! I'm writing this from the window of the CompUSA store on Market Street, which is nice. And it's free.
Spot! We've got a spot in Napa Valley. Just visit the Belly Stuffer Deli (to which I am under strict instructions to direct you) in the nice little town of Napa, and look at the map. And atop a mound of adhesive labels, you'll see our spot in the appropriate place.
Bridge! Expect copious photos of the Golden Gate Bridge on my return.
Free! Since it's free, I must go...