Do you ever get on a bus, and feel remorse when, halfway through the journey, the driver gets off, and you suddenly realise that you won't be able to thank him for the service he has provided?
Do you ever get excited when you are listening to the Shipping Forecast, you hear "Severe Gale Force 9", and you think "Perfect Storm!"?
Do you ever wonder just how much of your fist you need to fit into your mouth for it to be considered a party trick?
Then join the circus!