I've decided that, in lieu of a trite Christmas message (Merry Christmas, by the way), a picture speaks a thousand words. So, at a rate of two pictures per minute, like an untrained monkey, I'll soon yield the entire works of Shakespeare. Hm, in other words: "Webcam".
It's not fully set up yet, but I have created a page on which you can see my visage whenever I am online. A scary thought, I'm sure you'll agree. Eventually, I might point it at something more aesthetic.