I am tempted to rant about things. But I'm in such a good mood.
Get DivX. It's not much use until you start downloading videos, but it has to be the next MP3. Imagine a 20 minute video being a 90Mb MPEG but a 40Mb DivX AVI and the AVI is of better quality. Imagine being able to download films.
Get stuffed foccacia bread. It's nicer than real bread. Imagine eating bread, and it's got something inside, like special red peppers.
New dream, &c.