Okay, so it's not exactly Seinfeld, but:
I like buses. Not to a pathological, perverse or obsessive extent. I just admire the way they get me from where I live to where I "work", and vice versa with a minimum of physical exertion.
However, this immense benefit is almost cancelled out by inconsiderate people who do not know how properly to travel. These people fall into the following categories:
- People who sit on the outside seat on a busy bus and then don't move, even to let an elderly person sit down.
- People who let their jacket drape over half of an empty seat on a busy bus, so that you can't take the whole seat.
- People who sit next to you, on a quiet bus, when it's really not necessary.
- People with a taste for dance music, and a penchant for Discmen.
Cast them all into a pit.